#454 When you manage to get ready super fast when there's no time to shower

My friend Mike taught me the power of Mustache Maintenance.

Whenever we running late on a Friday night back in college Mike would race up the stairs and shave off his mustache fuzz in ten quick seconds. It took away his dirty upper lip look without taking all the time of a full shave and we'd be on our way to meeting friends at the bar without spending much time getting ready.

Over the years whenever I've been running late for school, work, or a social event I've pulled off Mustache...