To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before

I couldn’t decide how to fit this into Constance’s Story, so here’s a little space vignette instead for this week’s Trifecta prompt. I’ve watched a great many episodes of Star Trek. I’ve always wondered about this.

Star-cruiser Captain K’pid was confused. “Ah, chief engineer, where’s the restrooms?”

“Restrooms?” drawled the alien. “How quaint. We don’t need them, dah-ling.”

“What, we just go in a wormhole?”

“Dah-ling. How rude.”

“Oy.”