Yesterday I was in Tully’s, and a woman at the table next to me was having a meeting with her...

Yesterday I was in Tully’s, and a woman at the table next to me was having a meeting with her life coach. They talked about her back pains and her astrology reading and her chiropractor and her masseuse and her leg that was one inch longer than the other and how she only rides her bike if she feels like it.

But this was in Tully’s. So the woman was only half as bad as my coffee.