Wither, Andrew McCarthy?

My little girl Vivian has a fever of 101.7, so naturally I did what any good mother would do under the circumstances: I poured some liquid Tylenol into her and parked her in front of the TV. What the hell else are you supposed to do, aside from bringing her juice and rubbing her head? There's this idea that as a parent, there's something you can do about everything. And you can't.

So I settled in next to her on the couch and we began to watch this new Scooby Do-like series on the Cartoon...