You know it's HOT when...

You know it's HOT when...The shade for your windshield melts to the window.The dog refuses to go outside.It's 80 degrees inside and that feels cold.You wait until evening to go to the pool so you won't overheat.Your ice cream cone melts before you can pay for it.It's 95 degrees in the shade.Your bathing suit is dry by the time you walk from the pool to your lounge chair.What about y'all? How hot