How to clean your dog after she chases a squirrel into your neighbor’s house.

Winter is yucky.

Especially if you have a dog to walk.

Particularly if you dog chased a squirrel into your neighbor’s house.

Exhibit A – Naughty Dog

Exhibit B – Wet, messy, dirty dog who doesn’t want to be cleaned.

Place wet, dirty, naughty dog in a brightly wrapped box.

Unwrap the box next Christmas.

Exhibit C – clean, happy, well-behaved dog.

 Clearly, I’m joking.

Don’t wait a year to unwrap your dog.

A week will be just fine.

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Preferably, someplace warm without snow.