I know a man packed this one!!!!

How you may ask? Well, let me see… *taps index finger nail against front tooth* I forgot to order Honey a standard Xmas gift. Actually it’s more like a tradition. I have to show you the packaging first and then I’ll explain. Seriously, I was crying laughing when I opened it up. Check this out:

Here’s the box:

Impressive right? Okay here’s inside:

Bubble wrap! Great! My order will be nice and safe with that added precaution! Wait there’s more dang wrapping under them there bubbles:

Hm. My item has it’s own hard and thick envelope of sacredness. Notice the FRAGILE – DO NOT BEND? Wow! You can be sure I was very careful as I pulled this Could-not-cut-open-without-a-sharp-knife envelope out of the huge bubble wrapped box it came in and here it be:

Double Wow. This must contain state secrets, our will or a winning million dollar lottery ticket to be packed so securely. One would think but no…take a gander folks.

Bah!!! You gotta know a guy packed this. I’ve had Waterford crystal arrive at my door with less fanfare. *shakes head* So here’s the scoop. Every year I usually order Honey a calendar for his at home office. It’s no biggie. I pick a theme. Construction Girls or Mechanic Babes or one of my personal favorites Fancy Farm Girls, but you get the gist, right? This year I forgot. Boo-hoo. At least that’s what Honey said after he opened all his awesome gifts. Imagine my surprise when he stares over the huge taking-up-all-the-space-in-my-living room TV and says, “You know what I didn’t get? My girls.” Yeah, Honey’s spoiled, I know because I’m the one who spoils him. Anyway, long story short, when I remembered a few days ago – I thought to myself, Meh, I’ll just order him one now. It will be a belated Santie gift. So I did and now you can see why I was crying laughing as I unearthed the treasured document from the Amazon vault today. Boy was that thin little calendar of lusciousness protected. Which gave me an idea. Next year during the holidays I’m going to wrap all of the fragile gifts I’m sending to loved ones – in the pages of Honey’s calendar. Maybe then the guys at the pack and ship place will be more careful with them. Ya think?

Riley