Smart Phone, Dumb User

I got a smart phone at last. I’ve managed to make a phone call with it, so that’s good. I tried taking a picture, and got a lovely shot of my own fat thigh and another of my finger. I took a couple of nice ones of Mom’s cats, which I’ll post as soon as I figure out how to, you know, post them.

The main reason I wanted a smart phone was to use a Square credit card reader to sell books at events. The second reason was to maybe record some cooking videos. Would you like to see a video of my cooking process?

And, because this post is short and pathetic, and because my grand-chinch celebrated her one-year Forebber Homeiversary yesterday, here is a video of a chinchilla doing tricks.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: Write about a character who is so busy he or she gives a daily job very short shrift.

MA