Deadlines and Phone Calls

Did I sleepily do a phone survey once and not remember? Cause wow. They won’t stop calling–politics, Nielsen ratings. I would like to apologize in advance for yelling “Dragon Lords!” as I answer the phone and hang up.

My faves are the “Hi, this is so and so, are you at least 18?” Those calls sound like the start of a very bad pick up line.

I want to bring a super fan over and have them answer for me. So they can lecture as to WHY I need to be writing…and how Alek should have picked them instead.

Doesn’t the whole wide world know I have deadlines? (lol)