What We Talk About When We Talk About Love in the Time of Cholera

Back in 2006, Chronogram, the Hudson Valley arts and culture magazine, ran a contest called "Joined at the Hip."
In their words:
The concept was simple:
Help eliminate bookshelf clutter by double-booking great (or merely popular) works of literature,
creating what contestant Laura Covello dubbed "portmantomes."
We asked for a title and one-line concept pitch, [...:]