This Photo Shoot Was a Farce

There was some golden, late-afternoon sunlight coming into the living room yesterday and my human decided to take advantage of it. Of course, she did not ask me ahead of time if I wanted to be part of her picture-taking. If she had asked, then maybe she would have put the camera down since my answer clearly would have been, “No.”

See? NO, as in N-O.

Plus there was the inevitable Binga bomb.

Which led to the inevitable round of smacky paws.

Worried that she was “losing the light,” my human put Binga downstairs so she could ply me with treats. I took the treats, but refused to pose for them.

But she did manage to get one halfway decent photo, by accident.
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