The most dangerous place in the world

Been thinking about the most dangerous place to live. Damascus? Bogota? Baghdad? Nah. The small English village of Midsomer. Population: a couple of hundred. There has been a couple of violent murders there every week for the past 15-20 years. Per capita that means there have been five times as many murders as residents. People must be visiting there just to get murdered.

The clean-up rate is an impressive 100% but it's strange that no-one ever seems to refer to the ever-presence of murder in their midst.

It's almost as if it's not real.

It's certainly a warning to stay away from those gazebo things- people always seem to get murdered in one of those.