Number One As Rip Off Week Is Done!

We can't neglect Hank any longer. His hate is growing stronger. He was not number one. Instead he was number seven to be done. That just would not do. Hank says very mean things when he gets number two.

Waffles for the win!
Stupid kid, I'll do him in.
Alex got number one!
I'll wedgie the ninja and he'll be done.

Rosey squeaked in to first place.
I'll throw pie in her face.
Truedessa finally got number one!
I'll sink her ship and run.

Brian snuck in after years.
I'll leave him in tears.
The Silver Fox was first.
His bubble I will burst.

John beat Hank today.
I will make that bald guy pay.
R is on top.
His two words will flop.

Manzanita scored number one.
I'll give her worms and she'll run.
Betsy actually got up early.
I'll steal her coffee and make her squirrelly.

Mary snuck in to first place.
I'll spray her with mace.
Terry decided to fight.
Watch out, I bite.

Keith failed again.
I don't have to stab him with my pen.
Folklore is on top.
I'll poison her squirrel then she'll flop.

To anyone else who goes for my place,
I will put a frown on your face.
You will regret the day,
You took my number one away.

So watch your back,
My vengeance won't lack.
I'll go on the attack.
You may get a whack.

What? This smile?
It is really vile.
You shall see.
Number one is reserved for only me.

Wow, Hank takes his spot seriously I guess. With him you may not want to mess. Pies and wedgies could be in store. Better watch Hank at my shore. You take his top spot he will sass. Or it could just be the imagination of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.