Mind-Boggling Interview with Evans Light. Your life will be changed forever.
BREAKING NEWS!
Mismatched Bookends has just released a brand-new, hot-off-the-presses interview with me, reclusive trillionaire playboy author Evans Light.
Read it here: http://mismatchedbookends.blogspot.co...
In this hard-hitting, all-access interview you'll learn about:
o Why I only type with my toes on Tuesdays
o My harrowing ordeal of being forced to write fish-porn at gunpoint while being held hostage by Japanese penguins
o The story of my painful recovery from sudden color blindness in my third eye
o The squeamish truth about my brother Adam Light and llamas, and his quest to produce the world's first lluman
...and much, much more!
Read the full interview here: http://mismatchedbookends.blogspot.co...
And a bonus! The person who leaves the most humorous comment on the article feedback forum will win a fabulous prize!
Mismatched Bookends has just released a brand-new, hot-off-the-presses interview with me, reclusive trillionaire playboy author Evans Light.
Read it here: http://mismatchedbookends.blogspot.co...
In this hard-hitting, all-access interview you'll learn about:
o Why I only type with my toes on Tuesdays
o My harrowing ordeal of being forced to write fish-porn at gunpoint while being held hostage by Japanese penguins
o The story of my painful recovery from sudden color blindness in my third eye
o The squeamish truth about my brother Adam Light and llamas, and his quest to produce the world's first lluman
...and much, much more!
Read the full interview here: http://mismatchedbookends.blogspot.co...
And a bonus! The person who leaves the most humorous comment on the article feedback forum will win a fabulous prize!
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Jan 09, 2014 05:52PM
Very nice interview. You've provided all the evidence Adam needs to sue for a percentage of royalties after you release Tranquility's End. (I'm serious. I'm not looking for any funny prizes.)
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Yeah, well, you haven't seen the pictures I'm holding of him and the llamas. I double-dog dare him to sue me! I'm fact, now I want him to. :-) But seriously, I'm certain he and I will have a legally binding agreement of some sort before this one publishes anyway. I want to make sure he gets his due. He deserves it.
Evans wrote: "Yeah, well you haven't seen the pictures I'm holding of him and the llamas. I double-dog dare him to sue me! I'm fact, now I want him to. :-) But seriously, I'm certain he and I will have a legal..."
You'll wanna give him something to help finance his lluman research project. He'll need a squad of llumans to help fend off the oncoming satellite goat horde.
Yep. Of course he may be disappointed to find that "half of nothing" is still "nothing".But seriously, I hope we end up rich and famous. At least me rich, and him famous. That's a fifty-fifty split, right?
Evans wrote: "Yep. Of course he may be disappointed to find that "half of nothing" is still "nothing".But seriously, I hope we end up rich and famous. At least me rich, and him famous. That's a fifty-fifty spl..."
That sounds fair to me. I'm sure he'll go for that. Dude's always primping.
