#456 When your friend returns your book and they actually read it

Man, I'm a master of the Ghost Loan.

This is where I borrow someone's favorite book and them promptly leave it on my shelf for months without touching it. Sure, I see it, I look at it, I think about it, I want to read it, but I just… don't. And then I keep it for a while, thinking I'll eventually get to it, but eventually I just admit defeat and return it unread, unfinished, unsatisfied.

It's always a sad moment because that's when your friend looks up at you with wide, eager eyes and asks "So ...