A Really Random Three-Way

A couple years ago when my second book, Forget About It, came out, I had a reading at Barnes and Noble. The event was mostly painless and by that I mean my high school science teacher did not show up (as happened when I did a reading one year prior when my first book came out) and there was no one in the audience wearing a full coverage motorcycle helmet, seated five rows deep, heckling me during the Q&A (see aforementioned high school science teacher).

Compared to that, this one was a...