Mixed Reviews And Mild Emotional Trauma

Here are two facts about winter sports of which I am absolutely certain:

1. You (or at least I) never, ever dress warmly enough;

2. That last run is always (always) a bad idea.

When I was a kid, I was very into winter sports. I was a competitive figure skater(above; I loved that dress) starting at four years old, my first crush was on a ski instructor who told me in passing that I had cute ears (which resulted in my not wearing earmuffs for the remainder of my trip; a poor idea that I have to as...