Release the hounds! A prize to the person who comes up with the best caption for this photo.

I will mail a prize to whomever comes up with the best caption for this photo.
 FYI, big dog is Fred, small dog is Freda.Winner determined by a panel of international experts (OK, me). Prize to be determined, but it'll probably be books (previously read and reviewed by yours truly, so may be some thumb marks) and chocolate. Send your entry via comments below, or to me on Facebook, or Twitter or some other creative way. Yes, these are my dogs. Deadline? Oh, I don't know. Jan 15, 2014, I guess.