Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Author Skylar Cates

Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Author Skylar Cates

Good day Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence. Where today Author Skylar Cates was thrown under the bus by her Tour manager who gets to remain anonymous, because we don’t know her name or we would totally cough it up. **grins** However, ratted out or not Lisa has been dragged into my Mad Mad way of conducting this friendly interview and share the roost with my special guest. Please gather about while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment, and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest. 

Thanks for inviting me!

Now, while our guest is acclimating to the fact she cannot escape for some uncertain amount of time from my Mad mercy, in my custom made bondage beanbag fence nest, {and we made sure she couldn’t possibly pronounce her safe word properly}… I would like to take a moment to tell you about her newest book:

 

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THE GUY FROM GLAMOUR

Anthony Carrino loves his big, gregarious Italian-American family, even if his sisters are interfering, and his dad, the local sheriff, knows everything going on in town. He’s happy as a middle school guidance counselor. Despite helping kids and their parents fix their problems, Anthony can’t manage to get his own love life right. If only everyone would stop calling him the “nice” guy.

Dean Pierce doesn’t do relationships. A tough-minded military man, he is dedicated to his job as a Night Stalker, flying Chinook helicopters and not speaking much to anybody. He certainly doesn’t want to deal with a mess of emotions. But when tragedy strikes, Dean finds his hands full with his troubled niece, her irresistible guidance counselor, and a meddlesome family, which includes a rather large puppy.

AVAILABLE JANUARY 10th

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>> Welcome Skylar, *slides a chair out for you to sit in, then precedes to strap you to the writing desk with fussy shackles, while forcing you to watch Johnny Hazzard porn while we conduct the interview* Please state your name for the record?

Skylar M. Cates

 

 

>> And is it true you are a writer of *wegs eye brow* naughty (romance) things?

I am? That must be why my sex toys are tax deductible. Yay!

 

 

>> Where were you on the night Colonel PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?

It wasn’t me. I was getting busy with Professor Plum in the study.

 

 

>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. However, for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos, out of fear, it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into, even in the fantasy world?

I won’t write Mpreg. No problem with it—just not my cuppa tea.

 

 

>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?

Anthony from The Guy from Glamour’s life looks pretty nice to me. He has a loving family and he gets to fuck Dean each night. It’s a win-win.

 

 

>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?

Alcoholic-filled Chocolate Balls (with a crunchy coating and a ganache center)

 

 

>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?

After downing a vodka gimlet to celebrate? I usually go for a long soak in a hot tub and then some raunchy sex.

 

 

>>Okay, hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember, this is purely hypothetical *winks*)

Anybody who read my novel Exposed might guess the answer to this one. For sex-play, a good rim job.

 

 

>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the real truth…

One character got busy in the PT room and made good use of the bands and balls there!

Fact? A 69 in the front seat of a car

 

 

>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?

Yes, and it is located on Dreamspinner Press. Please stop by!

 

 

>> As an author of erotica, do you find you are more of a sex expert then say, some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?

Do what is consensual and feels good… and don’t listen to the haters

 

 

>> I spend so much time at home writing, I hardly ever get out of the house. So my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?

My husband is used to frequent “guests” who drop by to discuss everything from yachts to blowjobs.

 

 

>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)

Boxer-briefs in fun colors (no tighty-whities)

 

>> Let’s face it, life can be hysterical. And as story tellers, we get ideas from the craziest things. Whether it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?

Um…pass. I have to keep my family and friends believing it is all from my imagination and not based on their crazy shit. *wink*

 

>> The kids, family and the neighbor’s dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?

Richard Castle (Can he count? Nathan Fillion= Firefly= enough said). Also I’d invite Jared Rackler, Zathyn Priest, Kade Boehme—all so pretty… Andrea Speed, Leta Blake… I could go on!

We change positions as needed

We are putting the cartoon-version together for you soon, complete with flip-o-ramas

 

 

>> And before I release you from your bonds is there anyone you would like to throw under the bus **clears throat** I mean, you would like to see here as our next guest?

Cate Ashwood

 

 

>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.

Spank

 

 

LINKS:

http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=4557

http://skylarmcates.wordpress.com/