Dan’s New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

Take driving lessons. Pass test. Terrify other motorists with erratic and unexpected driving ‘skills’.
When visiting Grand Canyon in February, take at least one decent photo.
Exercise more. Remove squidgy bit of body hiding abs. (These may have disappeared since last sighting, though prodding suggests one or two still remain.)
Complete and publish third novel. Start fourth.
Blog more.
Read more.
Try harder to acknowledge dog owners before greeting dog.
Learn how to properly roast a duck. Also: goose.
Bring unruly sideburns under control.
Don’t use bulleted lists so much.