I'm a Cheap/Dream Date

To help raise money for the ENnie Awards given out at Gen Con for the year's best tabletop roleplaying games, the award committee asked me to serve as one of a slate of "dream dates" for the pre-ceremony VIP cocktail reception. This runs from 6:30 to 7:30 PM in the Westin Hotel Grand Ballroom IV. Because of the Reactor 88 events starting at 7:30 PM, I'm going to have to miss the ceremony, but I'll be happy to hang around with the highest bidder for as much of the cocktail hour as you can...