Prediction Time!
Hey kids. It's that time again. Last year my predictions may have been a tad off, but this year I think I've got 'em nailed. I'll apologize in advance for some of the more obvious ones--predicting an ailing 93 year old's demise is much easier than that of a healthy 23 year old. And suggesting Charlie Sheen gets arrested for bad behaviour under the influence, well, that's a given. So without further ado...
1) John Boehner runs for president. His campaign slogan? "Orange is the new black."
2) Rob Ford makes an ass of himself, gains more supporters.
3) Drug crackdown in NHL. Quel surprise, they're all clean!
4) Justin Beiber checks into rehab for "rest."
5) Google buys Monsanto and creates a genetically modified search engine.
6) Blackberry gives up. Finally.
7) Gene Simmons buys a vacuum on sale at Target.
8) Snow storm in Florida. Seniors move north to Canada to avoid cold weather.
9) Major drought in Russia. Putin surprises no one by taking off his shirt.
And that's it for 2014. Feel free to add your own predictions in the comment section. Happy New Year!
1) John Boehner runs for president. His campaign slogan? "Orange is the new black."
2) Rob Ford makes an ass of himself, gains more supporters.
3) Drug crackdown in NHL. Quel surprise, they're all clean!
4) Justin Beiber checks into rehab for "rest."
5) Google buys Monsanto and creates a genetically modified search engine.
6) Blackberry gives up. Finally.
7) Gene Simmons buys a vacuum on sale at Target.
8) Snow storm in Florida. Seniors move north to Canada to avoid cold weather.
9) Major drought in Russia. Putin surprises no one by taking off his shirt.
And that's it for 2014. Feel free to add your own predictions in the comment section. Happy New Year!
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