Titles that don't suck

The title hunt for the next Weenies book is finished. The title story is about vampire wanna-be kids and a younger brother who tries to warn them that vampires aren't cute and cuddly. We brainstormed for a while with titles involving the phrase "blood sucking" but it didn't seem wise to emphasize the latter word. I thought "blood glugging" might work, but it was a bit of a tongue twister. (It is generally unwise to twist your tongue in the vicinity of fangs.) In the end, we went with Atta...