Happy New Year Across The Sphere!

So another year is gone and the cat is ready to predict this on at his lawn. That is right. He will help you win bets at your site. Just sit and stare to become aware.

The cat won't miss a day,
Here at his bay.
Zombie toe may come in view,
Just warning all of you.

A new reality tv show,
Will come and go,
About some down and out nut,
In a Hollywood rut.

The US will go into more debt.
That is a safe bet.
The Blue Jays won't win the big one,
That deal is done.

Iphone 6.6.6. will come out,
Superstitious people will shout.
Oh no, Rosey look! 
It's 666 at my nook.

None of us will win the lottery jackpot.
I know, that makes me sad a lot.
Betsy will get more cats.
They will keep away the bats.

I'll finally get the tip jar,
Stealing it from the dVerse bar.
Truedessa will write a rose poem.
Those roses sure roam.

There will be an alien sighting,
But sadly, it will have bad lighting.
Someone's computer will break.
That has to make your knees shake.

Old one eye will climb more stairs,
But still, no one cares.
GMO crap won't die,
Sadly it will multiply.

Cars still won't fly.
I can't lie.
And no teleportation at all,
Sorry ninja wannabe for the downer call.

And the worst thing ever,
The mayans weren't clever.
They were off by two years,
Que the world ending fears.

Okay, the last one was a lie. But it just had to be done under my sky. The rest are all true, I swear to you. Just you wait and see. You will be really impressed with me when all come to pass. I am just such a knowledgeable little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.