My tweets

Tue, 12:28 : Hmmm.. I wonder if these Jell-O vodka shots will still be in the fridge by the time company arrives later? #amwriting Tue, 12:47 : 2014: The Year I Think About Thinking About Getting My Shit Together! #progress? Tue, 12:56 : Man, for 2014 I hope ABC is planning a live broadcast of My Fair Lady starring Ashton Kutcher & Miley Cyrus #fingerscrossed Tue, 13:21 : While our new mayor will be doing away with the horse drawn carriages, I support his mandate to replace them with zombie drawn ones... Tue, 14:58 : To the thousands who read my books in 2013, I give you my humble thanks. To those who didn't , I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY MIND POWERS! Tue, 20:45 : I SUPPOSE I can stop writing for a few hours to drink excessively, eat meats & cheeses & celebrate a pretty awesome 2013. #sigh Wed, 06:48 : Hope your New Year's Eve was merry and you spent it in the company of those you love! *blows big Dating Game kiss to you all*