My Top Ten New Years Resolutions

10. Punch Edward Snowden in the nose:Because of him the government & NSA are going to change their technology monitoring policies in 2014. Well guess what? I fly to & from somewhere about four times a year. I don’t like the idea that the NSA is less likely to catch some terrorists plans. Thanks #EdwardSnowden

9.Go to Bobfest:My friend Bob, of the band Slurp Deluxe, has thrown a big party at his house every August for over twenty years. They send out about 200 invitations. It starts at 2:00 on...