Cricket Australia gets weird and kinky, but not in a good way

The best sex rarely needs gimmicks, toys, third parties, food, or handcuffs.

That is not to say that all these things can't be part of good sex, just that if you have to add them later because the sex is getting dull or repetitive, then something is wrong with the sex.  And by definition it isn't the best sex.

This brings us to one day cricket and Cricket Australia.

They realise that the one day kind of sex is a bit stale, but instead of just doing it less – say each team playing their...