Lime Death

Last Thursday, right before I shot the video of baby raccoons, I went to a JC Penney to film a video review. It involved prom dresses. I set up a video camera in the dressing room (I know, I know, "what kind of video is this?" I promise, it was totally innocent) and proceeded to put on a bright green chiffon number that from this point on shall be known as Lime Death.

Lime Death was covered in little glittery things, was strapless, was a size too small and had a broken zipper that was permanently