Get Organized For The New Year

In one of my favorite Louis C.K. skits, he describes children (accurately) as buckets of disease, and tells a story about his daughter coughing literallyinto his mouth. Like, aiming her germs at the back of his throat.

At least, thisusedto be one of my favorite Louis C.K. skits. It’s not quiiiite as funny these days, mostly because it’s just what actually happens. All. The. Time. Right in the mouth.

Anyway, I’m sick. And I spent yesterday in pajamas in an effort to magically cure myself before...