The Twelve Quotes of Bryant & May: No.10

(Arthur Bryant on ageing)

On his way out, he stopped by the concession stand. ‘Can I take one of these?’ he asked, indicating the programmes. ‘I’m a pensioner.’

‘I’m afraid senior citizens have to pay just like everybody else,’ said the old lady behind the counter.

‘Well I’m also a police officer, so I’m taking one of those [...]