Historical Pitch Session 3

Good morning, sir. And my I say, you look quite dashing in your--

Cut to the chase. What's the title?

Dracula.

Christ.

It's the name of the key character.

Who is he? Or she?

He's a vampire.

A what?

He's an undead man who drinks human blood by sucking it from people's throats.

Whattaya mean, "undead"? Is he alive?

Not exactly.

Then he's dead. I get it, you figured no one would read a book about a dead guy so you call him undead. Clever. And I say "clever" in the hope that you recognize sarcasm when you h...