Me: *editing* ...what's the word I'm looking for? Rocking? Thrusting? *makes cock-riding motion while sitting on the couch*

Me: *editing* ...what's the word I'm looking for? Rocking? Thrusting? *makes cock-riding motion while sitting on the couch*



Wife: I like that you had to do the motion.



Me: Shut up! No I didn't!



Wife: Didn't think I'd see that, didja? ...Just don't do it in public.



(Then I realized that the word I was really looking for was good ol' 'fucking'. Also, we're both still laughing.)