Playboy with tiny paper dresses

This morning, I brought Clara to her gym class and was subjected to the musical styling of a Journey cover band that transformed classic songs such as Don't Stop Believin' and Any Way You Want It into dorky versions of the same song thanks to the addition of a oh-shucks-golly-gee-wilikers lead singer.

Same words.  Same music.  Terrible singer.  I don't get it. 

What was wrong with playing the originals?

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