Ramblings of a writer ~ Define Irony

Needless to say that, when you are a writer of ‘mostly’ gay erotic romance, and well, when 80% of your friends are also either writers of gay fiction or readers of said genre, and you suddenly need details of the female anatomy for a story, you are going to get some considerably amusing, yet useless, but well worth blogging about, responses.

I know this because I posted just such a question on my facebook wall and as always tagged Talon’s wall in hopes to get some feedback &/or insight. The results went something like this:

Okay serious question here for the sake of detail research.

Question:
What does female ejaculate taste like? I mean guys taste a bit brinny {Which varies according to diet and stuff}, but what about a woman? And I am not talking the regular moisture pooling, I am referring to the phenomenon of actual physical ejaculate release.

And I am serious here, so stop laughing. — with Author Talon Ps .

And this is about how the responses  from all my GAY friends went:

First one:

The following comment anticipating an amusing conversation thread, fell along these lines:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then there were a couple of these:

 

 

Why I even got a few responses such as this:

 

 

Which earned one of these from me:

 

Needless to say, I did not get an answer about what this rare phenomena in a woman, delivers to the pallet of flavor, and saying as much got a lot of this from my friends:

   and some of this…      

and of course followed with a considerable amount of this…

 

Moral of the story?

Never… ever… ever… ask your Gay friends about lady parts. Unless it is purely for the sense of grossing a few out and entertaining the rest, because you will NOT get a straight answer.

The End.