"I thought what I’d do was, I’d pretend I was one of those deaft-mutes. That way, I wouldn’t have to..."

“I thought what I’d do was, I’d pretend I was one of those deaft-mutes. That way, I wouldn’t have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversation with anybodies. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they’d have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They’d get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I’d be through with having conversations for the rest of my life.”

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Holden Caulfield

The Catcher in the Rye (via sadboyjay)