And I'm not even dead

I was tickled to see that Hidden Talents was listed as the "modern classic" selection for the Cherry Hill School District's summer reading program. Pretty nice for a book that features the world's largest lit fart. Okay, there are some other things going on in the book, too, like coping with rejection, finding your worth as a person, and standing up to bullies of all ages, but if you want to book talk that novel in sixty seconds, you can't go wrong with explosive flatulence.

Speaking of dead...