In Case You Were Confused, This Toy Is Not For Girls

Girls Keep Out! Between Pretend You Work As a Burger Flipper to Fun With Laundry And Ironing, you’ve got plenty of playthings to keep you busy. The Drill Set Of Manliness is just for boys! Yes, for less than ¥2000, youthful males can get their dudeitude on with this Super Robot Chogokin toy, complete with two (count ‘em, two) options for maximum drilling pleasure.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.