The Same Is Oh So Lame!

Did you ever get stuck watching TV at a place where commercials still run free? It is oh so interesting as can be. I mean they have such originality. Each and every brand. Go oh so original across the land.



Look at me!Go on a buying spree.I am yummy.Good for your tummy.

Look at me!I will give you glee.Finger lickin' good.Buy me you should.

Look at me!I taste better than a tree.I am low in fat.How about that?

Look at me!I'll set you free.Just whip out your dough,And I'll fill you head to toe.

Look at me!Don't I make you go weeeee?I'm good for any time of the day.Take me home to your bay.

Look at me!I'll even feed a flea.I'm just that good.Buy me you should.

Look at me!You looked, yipeee!Now come on down.I won't make you frown.

Look at me!Why not buy three?One for each meal.You'll get a sweet deal.

Look at me!I sure beat tea.I'm so healthy too.I don't lie, it's true.

Look at me!What do you see?Your meal for the week.It is okay to peek.
Wow, now if that is not originality I don't know what is. Don't you just love the same old same old commercial biz? With nice shiny "healthy" food on display. doesn't that just make you want to run out and pay? Pffft ten times and I still say I'd rather eat grass with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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Published on December 22, 2013 03:00
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