Ludacris – “Move Bitch” PARODY – “Move Grinch”
A Christmas version of the Ludacris classic from David Bowick and Arison Cain.
Also featuring:
Marc Mutnansky, Monica Guerra, Mia Perry and Caitlin O’Keefe
Shot by Michael Kang from Static Age Photography
Lyrics:
Move Grinch, get out the way
Get out the way Grinch, get out the way
Move Grinch, get out the way
Get out the way Grinch, get out the way
Oh No! it’s light’s out
I’m about to spend my night out
Shellin’ toys out, I’m coming down your chimney
There’s something wrong, It smells a little Grinchy
I’ve been checking my list times two
and I’ve been thinkin’ bout crossin’ out you
and ya dirty funky green head
And if that mutt jumps in, “ruff ruff”, i’ll make him fuckin’ pure bred
I’m spreading love, hope and tha’ peace
It’s not all illusion, here’s the gift receipt
So bye-bye to you small (hard) hearted holly hater
Is that coal in your stocking? Later, gator!
I’m doing lightspeed in the skyway
So if you trying to slow me down, get the fuck outta my way
I’m St. Nick, I got my reindeer motor
and you about to get ran the fuck over
Move Grinch, get out the way
Get out the way Grinch, get out the way
Here I come, here I go
HO HO! Don’t jump GRINCH, move!
You see that reindeer’s nose? You hear them bells A JANGLIN’?
Put them cookies OUT, I’m comin’ through
Hit the fireplace, knock all them snowflakes DOWN
I’m kissing mommies LEFT AND RIGHT – that’s what I do!
Old and Jolly – Good Golly
Decking halls with boughs of holly, – true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
“Oh wazzzupp, gettin’ my egg nog on, what are yoouu doin’?”
Slangin’ sacks of toys, my fuckin’ business
Every girl crazy for a guy in a damn red suit.
Oh you don’t think I’m real, huh? You better take that back.
Who brought these Tonka Trucks and Legos bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain’t bitter, you’re just an Ebenezer.
But i’ma tell you like this bitch
What you think it’s EASTER??
Move Grinch, get out the way
Get out the way Grinch, get out the way
Too bad I’m on the hype track
Toys tucked in my sack
RC trucks, BB guns, yeah I’m bringing fun back
Fire in the chimneys, presents under chrismas trees
but before I leave have some fucking milk and cookies
Grab the reindeer ‘cause we’re flyin’ tonight
Send Rudolph to the front ‘cause his nose so bright
I got 8 reindeer, what’s a hemi? Fuck that Tesla shit
I’m runnin’ green as it gets, ‘cause I’m Santa bitch
Fuck your green toes I’m old soul straight outta NP
That’s the North Pole, we just be lettin’ it snow, you see
My lips’ gettin kisses under mistletoe
The only thing that’s been near yours is some yellow fucking snow
Check this dude grinch, he rude bitch, he lookin’ sorry
I roll deep, with my elves, yeah we the life of the party
So move, grinch get out the way yo
You maggot eating finch make way for ho ho ho, ho
Move Grinch, get out the way
Get out the way Grinch, get out the way
Move Grinch, get out the way
Get out the way Grinch, get out the way
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