TOF's Secrets of Life

Walk around with a serious look on your face and a clipboard in your hand. It's amazing what you can get away with.  A hard hat and a roll of blueprints under your arm will also serve. 
The key to dealing with deadlines is to learn to enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
To be at your best all the time, strive for mediocrity.
TOF plans to live forever.  So far, it's working.
Talk is cheap, except in Congress.
The reason that talk is cheap is economics. Supply exceeds demand.