Anchorman: a Review in Haiku

Will Ferrell, who needs better materialOn Anchorman 2:
If you like jokes about race
This movie's for you

If a thick mustache
Is all it takes to slay you
Then you're in great shape

If you want story
And not just great cameos
Stay home with a book

Will Ferrell's funny
But this movie, not so much
I won't see a third