ADVENT CALENDAR -- Day Eighteen -- Landon/Adam

"Sister?" Landon whispered into his phone. "What can I get Adam for Christmas, huh? He got all the things."

"Uh. You maybe could buy him a pig. He ain’t got pigs, do he?"

"No. No." Did guys get their lovers pigs? Should it be a baby pig or a growed pig? An eating pig or a making babies pig?

Oh.

Oh!

Iff’n he got Adam lots of pigs, Adam could have babies AND eating!

"Smartest girl. I’ll fetch a passel of 'em."

"Remember to decorate them."

Right. Pigs with bows.

Excellent.