I'm Irresponsible, So Please Can I Be An International Captain?

My lack of responsibility on the cricket pitch borders on the legendary. On one infamous occasion, I managed to turn an easy five wicket win into a narrow one wicket one (we were 132-5 chasing 137 to win) by attempting to hook a high full toss from a leg spinner and somehow edging it to slip, thus exposing a tail which included two complete rabbits and a Frenchman playing his first proper game of cricket. This situation was made all the worse by the fact that I had already hit fours off the p...