A dVerse Helping Hand From My Land!

So you are late and need to find a place that still is stocked with an open gate. Never fear, you will be helped by my little rhyming rear. You just have to get dVerse. No need to curse. Even if they are slack and taking a break from their shack. Pffft I do not need any stinkin break. So I will still partake.

Who doesn't like liquor?
Can make one see things that flicker.
Could get it with ease,
Away to the bar you breeze.

Just fill an empty bottle from your cup.
Never bring the bottle up.
Keep it hidden low.
Then once full, wrap it in a bow.

Your office is ripe for the picking.
That clock that is ticking,
That stapler that is so shiny.
Forget the receptionist, she's too whiny.

Could even swipe a sheet of paper.
I'm sure you could pull off such a caper.
Then make a paper airplane.
Bam! Instant gift, beats a train.

Go outside.
Search far and wide.
Actually just stand in the yard,
Unless that is too hard.

Hold out a cup and wait for rain.
Stick in a pretty candy cane.
Free water and a treat.
I bet all with think it is neat.

Go in your house,
Make sure no one is close,
Then sneak around,
And see what is found.

It is a ton of hair!
Collect it all at your lair.
Then form a wig.
Bet it will be quite the rig.

And then there is the place,
That many embrace.
Though it may stink,
When in trash you sink.

But the dump can pleasure.
It can hold many a treasure.
Who knows what you will detect.
Don't touch things though that stand erect.

See, no need to curse at your sea. You can find stuff for under the tree. Just do some hopping and you can find fun places to go shopping. What? You want a heated store? You are such a bore. Could also swipe your neighbor's grass and give it to my grass eating little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.