Watch Your Step

Chris Sims is a genius.

Celebrity Deathmatch: Mel, Roman, Whoopi. Bonus: What Mel (and other celebs) write like. Guess which one writes like H.P. Lovecraft? I think you'll be surprised. All right, just one more: What they're saying in post-production on Mel's latest movie, The Beaver.

Is the vampire craze over? (No.)

You sure? (Yes.) Also, congratulations, Seth.

The Black Rock apparently found at World Trade Center site.