Why I hate make-up

The very fact that it exists means that some women feel they have to wear it every day.

There was an odd moment during my (already odd) cameo on Vernon Kay's show last week. They went over to an entertainingly distracted, seemingly drunk George Lamb for an update on Big Brother. Throughout his bit, there was a girl with her back to the camera, wearing headphones, obviously part of the show, working. For a lark, Vernon got George Lamb to tap her on the shoulder and make her turn round. She ...