My tweets

Fri, 13:35 : My day with the Croup Twins (which is also my Eurythmics cover band)... Let the fun begin! Fri, 15:43 : RT @penguinusa: Tweet for a cause: For every haiku w/ #holidayhaiku shared on Twitter, @penguinusa & @randomhouse will donate $1 to @CityHa… Fri, 16:24 : Star Wars, Episode 1: A Dissertation on Galactic Taxation Structures @MovieSequelFails Oh.. wait.. . Fri, 17:28 : I used to wait for video games to arrive at my door.. now it's diapers and wipes... not for me, tho.. not yet, anyway... Fri, 17:39 : Every time this day comes around, I'm always a little disappointed that I'm not attacked by a hockey masked madman wielding a machete... Fri, 17:43 : I'm assuming you're all running out today to see The Hobbit 2: Back in the Hobbit, yes? Fri, 20:19 : When I finish this effing book--and I WILL finish it--I am then taking the time to play ALL THE VIDEO GAMES! Fri, 22:50 : Setting up the meth lab in my sinuses again... Stupid patient zero twins... Sat, 00:55 : If I don't get pizza in my facehole pronto, I'm eating the twins! Film at 11! Sat, 02:25 : Cookie Party is commencing here at Castle Strout, and I am writing.. all is well.