In Celebration of The Hobbit 2

By Brenda Clough

Oh happy day, the second Hobbit movie is out! Perhaps you, like I, cannot get to the theater this weekend. So to tide you over, here is another LOTR song parody for the occasion, dug out from my files:

(The setting is a clambake, on the beach at sad Lake Nurnen. It is the year 1600 of the Second Age, when as you recall everything’s coming up roses for the Dark Lord.)

SAURON: Rings are bustin’ out all over!

The Noldor made the Nine and Sev’n and Three!

Then I slipped off to Mordor

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