My tweets

Thu, 14:06 : *slips on my Access punching gloves, steps into ring* Bring it, bitchly! Thu, 15:00 : Tweet for a cause: For every haiku w/ #holidayhaiku shared on Twitter, @penguinusa & @randomhouse will donate $1 to @CityHarvest—up to $2k! Thu, 15:12 : A holiday trip A journey this season take Books make the best gifts #HolidayHaiku Thu, 17:57 : I need to write some fan fic on how Lumberjack Dexter eventually becomes Yukon Cornelius... it will be more plausible than the finale... Thu, 20:56 : There is a third list that Santa keeps, one he never names, and it is that list that I am upon Thu, 21:06 : Twin's virus update: I'm pretty sure we did battle last night w/ the snot monster from the "I, Arthur!" episode of the Tick! #ThrakazodLives Fri, 01:38 : So whaddayah think... is that Disney fella going to talk that lady into making her Mary Poppins book into a movie? #cliffhanger Fri, 03:42 : Dear @nerdist, you know all the Powers That Be to make this happen, so please, please get all of them on a Lego Walking Dead video game