Squire:
What do you mean by SLEPT?
Man:
Mooooooh, ay?. You know Squire. SLEPT.
Squire:
As in: had sexual intercourse?
(pause)
Man:
Uh, yes. I suppose that is the technical term for it.
Squire:
(pedantically)
And do you know, precisely, what that entails?
(pause)
Man:
I'm sorry?
Squire:
Have you any idea what actually happens?
Man:
Mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
[makes rude gesture:]
Squire:
(stiffly)
Yes, yes, I see what you're doing there, but do you know what it...
Published on July 14, 2010 04:00